FOR SALE: BLACK BEAUTY WITH A ROOF THAT PLAYS PEEKABOO (Mercedes SLC 200 Hard-Top Convertible)

Are you tired of driving boring cars that don’t turn into a Transformer at the press of a button? Do you want luxury, speed, and the wind dramatically tousling your hair like you’re in a shampoo commercial? Well, step right up! Mercedes SLC 200 — the James Bond of convertibles. Black-on-black — because your car should be as mysterious as your WhatsApp last seen. GCC Specs — built for this heat, won’t melt under pressure (unlike your ex). Full Service History with Gargash — because we don’t do shady backstreet oil changes. Abu Dhabi Plates — classy, like the car (and hopefully, you). Hard-top convertible — roof on when you’re boss mode, roof off when you’re weekend mode. AED 100,000 — Priced to move faster than a Dubai parking inspector. No lowballers — this isn’t Dubizzle’s clearance rack. Act fast — cars like this don’t stay single for long. DM me before I start liking it too much again.